Things you say to a baby that you'd never say to an adult

1. Oh look at those big thighs!

2. I just want to squish those cheeks!

3. Give me that belly for some kisses NOM NOM NOM

4. You smell so good, I could just eat you

5. Oops! You puked again cutie; here let me get that for you!*

6. No don't eat that*

7. Alright, time to quit crying*

8. I just love all those rolls, you look like the marshmallow man!

9. Stop throwing your food, you need to eat it*

10. Biiiiiig Giiiirl!

* #5, 6, 7 and 9 could be used for an adult if said adult is your drunk girlfriend.

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