After yet another failed baking jaunt of mine
R: That's the way the cookie crumbles.... or lights on fire.....
Watching me pour myself a glass of wine
R: The Bachelor must be on tonight?
During a crabby day around 2pm
R: It's their bedtime soon, right?
He asked me who would play me in a movie about our life.
T: Uhhhh, Katie Holmes??
* Eye roll*
T: Well who would play you?
R: Channing Tatum. Obvi.