+ While driving in the van I turned Taylor Swift up. "No, I'm not driving a mini van AND listening to Taylor Swift. It's one or the other.
+ Me: Ugh, I just got my period.
Rich: Lord help all of us.
"Welp! No room for the kids"
+ While at Ikea: Me: "OMG! They have my favorite candy!" (picking up a bag of Swedish Fish)
Rich: "So wait, not only do you have back and eye problems .... but Swedish Fish are your favorite 'candy'??"
+ While walking into the family room one day: "So you're sewing and watching Wheel of Fortune now?"
To my credit I was listening to Fetty Wap so...... wash?
+ A song came on the radio one day and he asked me who sang it because I was right next to the radio thing.
Me: That's what it says. W-A-L-E
Rich: It's pronounced Wah-lay
Me: So there, you know who it is
Rich: Did you really say 'whale'? That's funny.
Me: Well I'd spell it differently. That doesn't seem correct.
Rich: You just don't get kids these days
+ Rich: What are we doing tonight?
Me: I'm gonna read my book and drink tea
+ The kids weren't sharing their blocks one evening and shoving each other over the same 3 of 67 blocks available. Rich grabbed another bag of blocks and told them they needed to share with each other. As he dumped it out he sang "Theeeeeeese blocks..... they fo' ever'body!"
Wiping noses and butts since 2013. Yoga pants wearing, coffee needing, mini van driving, party planning carnie mom to Olivia and Liam. We work State Fairs around the US. On this blog you'll find reviews, failed recipes you shouldn't try to recreate, booze, curse words, my take on fashion which shouldn't be documented, the unintentional hilariousness that is our life, and cliche, staged mommy-blogger photos.