I Don't Always Go To The Zoo, But When I Do, The Animals Are Always F*&$@ng Sleeping

This morning the kids and I went to the zoo, Dad-Free. We clump all of our outside activities into about a month because not too long from now we'll be on the road living in our road-house.

I took the whipper snappers to the local zoo for a day of watch-the-animals-sleep. Olivia asked many times over "Are they dead?" as we saw all the animals in their element--- sleeping. While we were there I saw a plaque of each animal with their facts and the lion's read: They spend 1 hour eating, 3 hours hunting, and 20 hours sleeping.






Lucky.
~ Me.


Olivia gave her commentary throughout the entire morning without Liam or I asking for it.
Liam rawred at all the animals, you know, the ones that "RAWR!": giraffes, ostriches, seals, buffalo, zebras, and reindeer.

Before we left I bought the kids hats, sunscreen, water, and snacks on our way and it turned out to be cloudy and they weren't that hungry or thirsty so I spent a good unnececsary $30 to start the morning.
#PreparedMomDotCom



"Whoa! We're in the jungle Mama!"
~ Olivia

Yep. Watch out for Shere Khan and Kaa. 

Alternatively titled: Don't. Touch. Anything.


Wook at dem monkeys mama!


He's so tall mama. Just like you.
All animals were "he" today


"Is he dead?" 

No. 




Hope not.


Everyone look at mama and smile! 

You can't always get what you want. 
#SingItRollingStones


I asked Olivia what her favorite animal was that she saw that day: 

O : The birds!





We didn't see any birds....... 

3 comments

  1. We went to the zoo on Saturday. I took no pictures. And I asked Olivia her favorite animal and she said Margot (the girl we went with). Also, with no hat, Olivia is already tanner than me. #bitch

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  2. We went to the zoo on Saturday. I took no pictures. And I asked Olivia her favorite animal and she said Margot (the girl we went with). Also, with no hat, Olivia is already tanner than me. #bitch

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  3. Ha! "Is he dead?" Sounds like something my 5 year old would have asked me. That made me smile this shitty morning.

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