A Day In The Life.... Said With Hocus Pocus Gifs

Ask any basic b**** what the best Halloween movie is and they will enthusiastically say "Hocus Pocus" probably with a "duh" at the end. Since it's that time of year I thought I'd do 

A Day In My Life, said with gifs: Hocus Pocus version. 


My thoughts in the morning when I hear them stirring in bed


So I summon the husband to get up to help me


Just kidding. I actually fling an arm across the bed and give him this look


We head downstairs to argue about what's for breakfast to find out that the kids now love or hate what they oppositely loved/hated yesterday.  


I spruce up, meaning I brush my teeth, spray yet another layer of dry shampoo in my hair and maybe a coat of mascara and feel stunning


But instead of "boys" it's "Instagram" or "SnapChat"
Heart you forever, filters. 

We head to Mommy's favorite place, Target .... with Staaaaarbucks (In the sing-songy Oprah voice)


And you're in Target like: 



When the 3 year old won't nap unless you're laying down with her so you essentially 'play dead' until she passes out


When the kids are napping and someone rings the doorbell: 


What my internal brain sounds like 73% of the day


When your husband finally comes home from work


After hearing "What's for dinner?" for the 16th time


While trying to study and your husband tells you the little one has a poopy diaper


Do it YOUR.SELF.

When you wear anything other than leggings and a sweatshirt: 


Husband: Isn't it a little early to start drinking wine? 
Me: 


Hiding in the bathroom or closet because you found a sleeve of girl scout cookies and don't want to share with your kids or husband


When the kids finally fall asleep and you and your husband can watch movies with violence and "F" words in them: 


How I actually fall asleep at the end of each day



6 comments

  1. Ohhhhh my word. This is freaking HILARIOUS! I am sharing it now!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Hahahaha. I love gifs and you killed it!

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